It's Not Me, It's You.

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[Warded to the IS]

I'm worried about Roger, still nothing?

My cousin Morag's funeral is tomorrow if there is anyone who wishes to attend.

[Private to Kevin]

They won't let me anywhere near St. Mungo's and I've been told to stay close to home. I had to go earlier and identify my father and Morag and help Morag's family make arrangements and things. I'm at Imogen's now and I'll probably stay there tonight.

I'm glad you're all right. I don't know what I would have done if something happened to you too.

When they gave me my father's things he had this watch in his pocket. I never saw it before, and for some reason it made me so angry. Like, he's gone now and I'm left with all of this legacy of his, and all I have is this stupid watch. But then I thought that maybe it's to remind me that I can't be like him.

Let me know when I can see you.

[Warded to the IS, Seventh Year Ravenclaw and Slytherin]

For those of you who don't know, my cousin Morag was taken from us in the battle. Her family is still making arrangements, but I will let you know when the service will be.

[Warded to Kevin (and still under Veratiserum)]

I don't have a lot of time.

But I'm sorry. I tried to help her.

But I couldn't.

And I need to say this now because I won't later. But I think that it's better for you if you go. Because you don't need me and all the baggage that comes with me. And I love you and I don't want you to get hurt.

So I'm sorry. And I wish things were different.

[Private to Megan]

Do you have a place to go?

[Private to Roger]

Who is closest to Hannah Abbott and Susan Bones. And don't lie.

[Private to Pansy, Tracey]

I think it's just us now. I don't know if anyone else really cares about anything anymore. Or they lack the brain power. I don't know if I care any more but Abbott betrayed us and if there's anyone else in the IS who is a spy too we need to know about it.

[Private to Kevin]

How do I know I can tr

Hello.

So I have a theory.

That all these Gryffindors are disappearing because they played Pass the Ice one too many times. The germs dissolved them.

What a way to go.

I hope everyone enjoys the play tonight. It certainly has been an experience.

[Private to Kevin]

Did you sleep well?

[Private to Pansy, Tracey, Roger, Imogen]

I've had a letter from my father.

You know, I think now that any number of picnics would be made better by the careful application of the killing curse.

[Warded to Susan]

You aren't going to suddenly up and disappear are you?

In regards to Longbottom and Finnigan and their mysterious disappearance all I can say is good riddance to bad rubbish. Hopefully this was all an elaborate ruse and they've been hauled off to Azkaban with the rest of the riff-raff.

Why isn't anyone in class?

And where, exactly, is everyone?

[Fail Ward! To the IS]

WE NEED BACKUP IN DETENTION IMMEDIATELY.

[Private to Morag]

Are you all right, dear?

Well. That was edifying.

[Private to Tracey]

Are you still not speaking to me?

[Warded to Pansy]

Oh and I know you are probably on your walk.

But I was going to tell you that Homer thinks John has gone crazy and is torturing people in the dungeons.

How was your walk?

[Warded to Pansy, Morag, Imogen, Roger, Susan]

Do you think I look Gay Greek?

[Warded to Tracey]

I am very sorry about what happened last night.

[Warded To Kevin]

So.

I wonder if Detention tonight is still on.

I could have gotten some studying in if it wasn't for all these distractions.

I apologize if anyone suffered smoke inhalation yesterday.

I had no idea that was going to happen.

{Warded to Kevin]

So. When I went to London the other day I went to this part of the city and there were men walking around holding hands with each other. And one of them was dressed as a woman.

Is this a uniquely Muggle phenomenon?

Also I bought you something.

Warded to the IS

So.

Is Harper actually dead? Or is Youdle just completely gone mental?

Has anyone seen John today?